Amaka
Lagos
"Has been waiting since Tuesday"
Very interested Dinner
The Applicants
20 girls. One Jeremiah. Everybody dey wait. All names and personalities are completely fictional (and slightly dramatic).
#1
Teni
Abuja
"Claims she is not interested. Joined the queue anyway."
Pretending not to care Coffee
Bisola
Ibadan
"Refreshes this page every 4 minutes"
Dangerously confident Movies
Tomi
Port Harcourt
"Said 'na who send you?' then joined"
Playing hard to get Beach
Adaeze
Enugu
"Brought her aunty for moral support"
Waiting patiently Dinner
Bolanle
Lagos
"Has already chosen aso-ebi colours"
Under investigation You decide
Esther
Benin City
"Prays about this queue every morning"
Very interested Coffee
Favour
Abuja
"Says the queue is rigged. Still queueing."
Playing hard to get Bowling
Zainab
Kaduna
"Only free on weekends, abeg no vex"
Waiting patiently Movies
Yetunde
Ibadan
"Screenshot the queue and posted it"
Dangerously confident Dinner
Precious
Lagos
"Came with receipts from 2019"
Under investigation Beach
Moni
Port Harcourt
"Says she just came to observe"
Pretending not to care Coffee
Elizabeth
Abuja
"Booked the restaurant before applying"
VIP Dinner
Deborah
Enugu
"Has a five-year plan. Jeremiah is step two."
Very interested You decide
Mercy
Lagos
"Omo, this queue long — but she dey wait"
Waiting patiently Movies
Anita
Benin City
"Sent three follow-up emails"
Dangerously confident Bowling
Mariam
Kano
"Says her friend told her about this. Sure."
Pretending not to care Coffee
Jessica
Lagos
"Wants a beach date but hates sand"
Under investigation Beach
Sharon
Abuja
"Currently rehearsing her introduction"
Very interested Dinner
Victoria
Ibadan
"Madam, calm down. She will not calm down."
VIP You decide
Tola
Lagos
"Showed up with a PowerPoint presentation. Serious."
Very interested Dinner